Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
have I posted this idr. 1m vs 4m
1. If someone is capable of doing something horrible to someone else, they’re just as capable of doing it to you.
2. If you’re feeling nervous, start chewing gum, your brain will reason that you’re not in danger because you would not be eating if you were.
3. When filming video at a concert using your phone, put a finger over your phone’s microphone — It’ll sound clearer when you play it back.
4. Never get your sense of worth from outside yourself, and don’t let other people determine your worth. It’s called self worth for a reason
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle